Journal Like Trump

I promise you—it is a blast. 

For someone like myself who has very little ego, journaling in Trump fashion is so much fun. Here’s how it goes: 

I’m so great. I mean, I’m something else. You’ve never seen anything like that Ariel. She’s really something, isn’t she? 

(At this point, of course, I”m laughing. You can’t stay in a bad mood describing yourself with this kind of pomp and arrogance. Try it!) 

This day is going to be such a great day. Such a great day. This day is going to be like nothing you’ve ever seen before. The morale is going to be so high. Everyone is going to love us today, wherever we go. We are the greatest and the best. This day is going to be incredible. 

That Ariel, she can move mountains. If anyone can do it, Ariel can. She is getting healthier by the day. Unlike the last person (uh…me…hahah), she has already in just 100 days transformed her health. The last person must have been asleep at the wheel. (I was—I was healing from long covid and sleeping in late!)

They did a terrible job, prescribing her Ayurvedic herbs and foods, Chinese herbs and foods, sending her to this western medical specialist and that specialist. They didn’t know what they were doing. They left her with such a mess to cleanup. But In just 100 days, we have cleaned up her body. 

Her fat ratio has gone down. Her joints are strengthened. Her mind is sharp. She wakes up early, and has tons of energy. Morale is high. And we are just getting started. She’s unstoppable. (All true!)

That Ariel is the greatest. She creates change everywhere she goes. She can’t be stopped. She’s very smart. Very creative. We have to protect our spiritual leaders. 😀 

That Ariel, she can really bring in the Divine Light. If you’ve ever experienced it, you know. She has millions and millions of followers (haha exaggeration)—all supporting her message to bring more Light back into the hands and heart pockets of the people.

I don’t know how she does it. The people of the Wednesday Wave, are going to be the brightest, strongest, and happiest people on Earth. We’ve got Angels on the ground working around the clock to open doors for them, and help them communicate in all of their dealings.

People are joining us from all over the world. They want to be part of this Wednesday Wave to get in on the Light. (Actually, true!) 

And we are not stopping there. We are going to bring in more Light. We will be the richest people in Light in the world. And we are doing it all to serve the people. 

We could have sat alone, isolated in our homes, and kept all of the Light for ourselves. But, we are actually doing this for the love of our planet because it was on the wrong track. The future was not looking bright.

I could go on and on, but I think you get the gist of my journaling fun. It doesn’t matter if what you are saying is true or not. It doesn’t matter if you agree or disagree with the current US president. If you are a humble being, (which most of you seem to be in this Wednesday Wave), then, boasting, amplifying and proclaiming in your journal is not necessarily a bad thing. You could use a little boost of confidence. By journaling in a prideful voice, you can actually get unstuck and get things moving forward in your life. 

Taking on the Trump persona made my weekend journaling hilariously fun. As I repeated my exaggerations endlessly and obnoxiously, I actually felt excited, like something wonderful was about to happen to me, Try it and send me yours! 

If you want to feel more light and playful, join me in the May 21 Wednesday Wave! It’s going to be HUGE. It’s going to be GREAT—like nothing you’ve ever seen before. (YMCA music, please.)

Get happy with  ARIEL’S WILD WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY WAVE.

ARIEL